MY GRAN
First published in Unzip Your Lips, Macmillan, 1989
My Gran is
 a giggle-in-the-corner-like-a-child  kind of Gran
She is
a put-your-cold-hand-in-my-pocket
a keep-your-baby-curls-in-my-locket
kind of Gran
She is
a make-it-better-with-a-treacle-toffee
a what-you-need's-a-cup-of-milky-coffee
a hurry-home-I-love-you-awfully
kind of Gran
She is
a butter-ball-for-your-bad-throat
a stitch-your-doll-a-new-green-coat
a let's-make-soapy-bubbles-float
a hold-my-hand-I'm-seasick-in-a-boat
kind of Gran
She is
a toast-your-tootsies-by-the-fire
a crack-the-wishbone-for-your-heart's-desire
a ladies-don't-sweat-they-perspire
a funny-old-fashioned-higgledy-piggledy-lady-to-admire
kind of Gran
And this lovely grandmother is mine, all mine!